Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Lindsay Liquored Again

It's past being news now, but Lindsay Lohan has relapsed and been arrested on a DUI charge (along with possession of cocaine and driving on a suspended license). Last night, at around 1 AM she decided to try some drag racing on the mean streets of Santa Monica: actually, she was trying to chase after a car driven by the mother of Linds' former assistant (who had quit hours earlier).

Police found Linds was an eensy bit sloshed, that natty alcohol-measuring ankle bracelet thingy not quite doing its Promises job.

Of course, the police invite her back to their place for an after-hours get together, where they find the cocaine. Her mugshot isn't too bad until you realize she looks like a cross between Sharon Stone and the Calamity Jane character on HBO masterpiece "Deadwood."

Poor Linds, whatever way you look at it, it's not good to look like you've aged twenty years when you just turned 21. Youth, eh? Wasted on the young.

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