Today, I spent a quiet moment thinking about Janet Reno, which is not suprising since I'm reading Terry McAuliffe's book "What a Party" (boy, what a Kool Aid salesman, but I say that in the nicest possible way, really), and what a loss she is to late night television.
I loved Will Ferrell's brilliant impersonation of her every Saturday on SNL - robotic, slightly butch and dressed in a vivid shade of polyester blue. Nothing comes close these days, with the possible exception of Bobby Lee's rendition of Kim Jong Il.
Janet, Janet, Janet - what made you so tall, so seemingly near-sighted, and so shapeless? There's not been an Attorney General like her since.
So Janet, if you're out there, please consider a reprise in the role of Attorney General - surely Alberto Gonzales isn't long for the job, and we know Will Ferrell's just itching to get back into those old blue dresses.
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